commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

stoned-levi:

There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

pokemown:

selenerpatrol:

life goals: to be able to do the kim kardashian eye roll thing

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replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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